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Friday, March 4, 2011

51 Ways To Annoy Everybody

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1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn't matter which.

2) Have an uncontrollable lusting for someone else every five minutes.

3) Pretend to be from different ethnic backgrounds every hour, and when people ask you about it, answer like a hillbilly would.

4) Act like a hillbilly. Period.

5) Improvise Italian operas.

6) Gossip about someone to their face.

7) Answer every question with a question.

8) Repeat yourself constantly.

9) Act like a member of the opposite sex.

10) Repeat yourself constantly.

11) Act like Mr. Flanders from The Simpsons.

12) Repeat yourself constantly.

13) Change what you repeat every now and then.

14) Use homonyms in your e-male that the spell cheque would knot sea as miss steaks.

15) Change what you repeat every now and then.

16) Talk to someone while looking at somebody else.

17) Employ in your casual banter extensive vocabulary that will befuddle thy contemporaries.

18) Change what you repeat every now and then.

19) One word: Caffeine.

20) Another word or two: Caffeine and Sugar.

21) stringwhateveryousayintoonelongwordsoitshardtomakeoutwhatyou'resaying.

22) Using non-existent words like George Bush would.

23) Change what you repeat again.

24) Speak in rapid Spanish.

25) Pretend not to know about the rule of personal space.

26) When doing number 25, pretend to have a heavy nose cold causing you to breathe heavily through your mouth. Sneeze occasionally.

27) Change what you repeat again.

28) You are better than everybody else. Let them know so.

29) Rudely correct everybody's grammar.

30) Don't proper grammar use while you are correcting them.

31) Pretend to be drunk.

32) Groom yourself while standing backwards (towards everybody) in an elevator.

33) Change what you repeat again.

34) Pretend your name is Cletus-Atkins-Wheatherby-Percival-Smith, and don't answer to anything else.

35) Call everybody you know Bob or Georgia. Bob for girls, Georgia for boys.

36) Fine people for stupid things, like being too popular, or having to many teeth.

37) Change what you repeat again.

38) For those who wish to annoy, riddles is that in which you should speak.

39) Lick your lips constantly, acting as if doing so is pleasurable.

40) Pretend to be high.

41) Become severely narcoleptic in the middle of a conversazzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

42) Change what you repeat again.

43) You ARE the lord of the dance. Never forget that.

44) Speak in Gaelic.

45) Blink rapidly and constantly.

46) Scratch yourself constantly. I am not saying where.

47) Strut.

48) Start repeating what you say as soon as you say it.

49) Start repeating what you say as soon as you say it.

50) Become "The Masked Wedgie Giver."

51) Have this list printed on a T-shirt and write above it "Check list for Today." Don't let anybody forget that you have it on.

Friday, January 14, 2011

Like a G6, Like a G6
Now I’m feelin so fly like a G6!
Sumpah best nak mati, even all friends at school gilegile addicted tahap gaban meyy!

Thursday, December 30, 2010

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Just gonna stand there and watch me burn
But that's alright because I like the way it hurt
Just gonna stand there and hear me cry
But that's alright because I love the way you lie

I was so far from you
Yet to me you were always so close
I wandered lost in the dark
I closed my eyes toward the signs
You put in my way
I walked everyday
Further and further away from you
Allah, you brought me home
I thank You with every breath I take.

All praises to Allah

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Dreaming About Him!!

Hey! yee all this long Anis mmg tak ada idea nak post ape, then this post is about new thing happen to me, I know it kinda stupid but..... kat pix above, yg tengah2 tu sape?
YAAWW that's Bunkface punye vocalis, Sam.
" So? "
Nothing but actually yesterday Anis dreaming bout him.
Bkn ape just Anis asek pk psl mimpi tu & die je,
sounds betul2 stupid (again) tapi tiap kali Anis igt psl tu jantung asek nak berdetak-detak je,
(What the?? I know!!)
Bile penyakit yg x dpt di-cam ni dtg, bila tgk dia kat iklan TV ke, mmg gile .
That's all I can tell, yg lebih2 psl mimpi tu x bleh nak cite, bahaya...
err... That's all,
Thankyou byebye .

♥Its hard to wait around for something you know might never happen; but its harder to give up when you know its everything you want.♥

Monday, December 20, 2010

I ignore texts. I let the phone ring. I log off of Facebook chat. It's nothing personal, but people need to realize that sometimes I just don't want to talk.

Friday, December 17, 2010

Whenever I see a Clownfish, I automatically think "OMG its nemo!"

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Friend & True Friend. :')

A friend asks you why your crying, but a bestfriend already has the shovel ready to dig the whole to bury the person who made you cry. :')